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does hogwarts have any scene kids
don’t you remember ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
is it thought to destroy the world if it gets too close?
it can damage someone’s eyes?
IT CAN HELP CREATE LIFE
Whenever you look at it, you can’t help but squint?
NOTHING COULD LIVE WITHOUT IT
so i made a thing
it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??
you mean like
a hairdryer?can we agree to never talk about this again
be careful dont trip over my dick
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
Wizardry.
ahh, makes sense.
fetus deletus
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nayx:
this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
INFOMERCIAL!
I would really love to planksdjjddjday y hthisndjeiakxj jsdjccdjsjdjxjs
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Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
WHY WAS THIS DELETED
THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS
Yeah. Cause that’s why she hates magic so much and doesn’t want it around. Not cause she’s a total bitch. I mean, she can be. But it’s cause look what magic did to her. Made her feel like the freak, the outcast. She said everyone was overjoyed when Lily was revealed to be a witch. So where did that leave her? Home while her sister went off and learnt magic. Then magic took away that sister.
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